Me and my Rody

This past weekend, Mama and Dada brought me the coolest new friend ever. They say they found him all alone on the edge of the street by someone's trash, and they brought him home and cleaned him up and now he lives with us. He is my new doggie. Mama and Dada tried to tell me he was a horse, and made neighing sounds and all that stuff, but I know better. I bark at him, and he answers back even though they can't hear. After all, he knows he's a doggie, even if Mama and Dada don't get it.

My doggie and I, we share a special relationship.

The first thing they did when the brought the doggie into the living room was make it fat with this neat pump, and I of course had to help. For some reason, this doggie breathes through a hole in it's butt, and after it gets the air, it gets fat. Isn't that weird? I watched Mama using the pump and I figured it out and tried to give it air too. I was working very hard, but it didn't get any fatter when I did it. I think Mama put something in the hole to keep me from making it too fat or something. But I had fun using the pump!

Mama used a pump to put air in the doggie's butt! For some reason, Mama and Dada seemed to find this all very funny... 

After it got fat, I picked it up and loved it and carried it around the room and showed Mama and Dada just how much I loved it. And you know what they did? They tried to make me sit on it! SIT on it! Of course, at first, I was like -- how could you sit on the doggie? Won't you hurt it? I didn't get it. They don't let me sit on OTHER doggies. Like at Christmastime when I tried to sit on Grandpas dog. They said that was bad or something. But now they want me to sit on another doggie! I swear, I don't understand my parents sometimes...

Black doggie - bad to sit on. Pink doggie -- good to sit on. I don't get it.

But finally, I gave it a try. And you know what you can do on this doggie? You can BOUNCE! I LOVE to bounce. Bouncing is awesome! And so now I love this doggie even more! He lets me bounce on him and love him and carry him around and never complains like the cats do or run away like other doggies do and he is just awesome. He is the best doggie ever! 

Now, I need to work on my dismount...