Duct Tape Roll, my new best friend

Got my milk, got my duct tape. What more does a boy need?

Last night, Dada was working at the window, doing something that he thinks is going to keep me from dropping my toys between the window gate and the screen (he is so naive), and he was using this neat looking stuff that came on a roll, and I was like -- what is this thing? What is this roll of awesomeness that he is holding? And then they told me it's name. DUCT TAPE. (or as I like to say "duck bape") It is my new most favoritest most bestest friend in the whole wide world.

This is my happy duct tape dance.

This roll of duct tape is just incredible. You see, you can wear it like a bracelet or an anklet or a hat. You can use it to add extra grip to your sippy cup. You can roll it off the table or roll it along the floor. And Mama and Dada seem to think that the tape ITSELF does something. But I don't care about that. I don't know what duct tape does, all I know is that this roll is imbued with some sort of AWESOMENESS that I just can't get enough of. It is the best toy EVER.

The many and varied uses of the duct tape roll. See how cool it is?

I love my duct tape roll so much, I wanted to cuddle it to sleep last night, but Mama distracted me by singing "Wheels on the Tractor" and took it away. But I saw it this morning and I just had to hold it! It was all I could do to put it down long enough to eat my breakfast. As soon as I was done, it was mine to love again! And for some reason Mama and Dada and AuntK all think my obsession is amusing. Like it has some greater meaning. They keep using the word "engineer". I don't know what an "engineer" is, but if it's someone who gets to hold and dance and play and wear and sleep with rolls of duct tape, I am so all about that!

The duct tape roll and I share a quiet moment.